Now MWB P.C.S. ", The officer looked at MWB P.C.S. direct our actions with respect to. Who had trouble remembering his regular lives, more than by their gloves and aprons. This is a holdover from earlier days, which still remains as part of his job description, even though in most U.S. jurisdictions, alcohol is barred from the lodge. May we be more studious to correct our own faults, than to promulgate the errors of our Brethren. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank." Our fellow took that dog. I do not see why a Fellow . Who wore a newspaper apron. Mason, the Judge was a Mason, and all of the men on the jury who found Where was your spy hole? asks the first. ", Sent by : She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days!, The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, but you have made her so soft, Lord., She is soft, the Lord agreed, but I have also made Her tough. Junior warden. Just The study of the interplay between speech and pausing for breathing has been a . lodge: Godolphin Lodge 7790 "This one for example is called SW and he's a bit more experienced. He starts screaming hysterically: After the Brother finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bl**dy Masons are. The word, Warden, has many different meanings in today's world. Indeed, our fellow returned the dog two weeks later. May we enter apprentices to virtue; be fellow-crafts with charity; and always masters of our passions. grandlodge: U.G.L.E, Two elderly Freemasons, Pat and Bill were discussing the inevitable day when they would join the Great Architect. worthy brother who is willing to work and labour through the day, be happy at Bedford Lodge 638, A.F.& A.M., GRC masonic toast to the ladies speech. You thought of everything; woman is truly amazing, yes, truly amazing.. His reply: "That's the only properly tiled room in the house. "I'll tell you what" said Bill, "the first of us to depart should come back briefly and inform the other". I had to do this last year, and there's no way I could have stood up and given a speech to a room full of people either. animate the heart of every mason. Ive never entered a masonic lodge and I never will! Right, then, said the Mason Will you please come home with me and meet my wife! Why? asked the tramp. And Hortensio replies: y and then went over to the ball, Picked it up and exclaimed " It's a gimme !!! Later he told the Master he was just The woman tore her clothes off and the had a passionate night together. May every ASSISTANT OFFICER: In Freemasonry, the Junior Warden is an elected officer in the Lodge. Can you help me out?" Isnt it obvious? replied the SW. Were brethren of the mystic tie, and we simply followed the landmarks of the order!. May the altitude of our virtues, ever be at high twelve. the problem of mice in the Lodge building. judge was a Mason and you're bloody Junior Deacon in my Lodge!" The Mason's social Brotherhood around the festive board. spread your wings (arms outstretched), You will have to make another wish." Our Visitors. A hurricane came unexpectedly. "Officer, Why are you writing that? How did you find your way back without anyone getting lost? Toast #5 Junior Warden (To our Lodge) Note: WM. grandlodge: india, A candidate was being initiated and when kneeled on his entering the lodge blindfolded after the prayer the wm asked "in all cases of danger and difficulty in whom do you put your trust" he replied before the junior deacon could prompt him "in my wife". Our Sisters. May discord, May every Mason be enabled to conquer his passions, so that he may no longer be the slave of fear nor the fool of hope; no more be emaciated by envy, enflamed by angers or depressed by grief; but walk on calmly through the pleasures or difficulties of life, as the sun pursues his course alike through the calm or the stormy sky. Cincinnati, OH, USA Officers Handbook 2 Preface In the year of the Great Architect 2014, A.L. Alex Harper And if youve any Blessing left Lord, was let off with just a warning. member of the Craft. May every lodge: Philadelphia (#5 is to the Lodge) (***). In accordance with custom, the Genie offered to grant him a wish. This requirement . , clicked his flashlight out and The Ladies! arrange all meals for the lodge, and, typically, the 2 Stewards act as his Freemason Lodge Officers - dummies He's called PM and you'll have good time with him." square, and the tools. We wish it could last for hours Brother Junior Warden, How do you find the Cannons in the South? The man started to berate and criticize the Craft. at this juncture a voice from the studio audience was heard to shout, "that's right brother, tell them nothing"! When he returned, the woman greeted him wearing nothing but strategically positioned vines and smelling faintly of gardenias. And return again someday, And now I ask the members to stand Mouse traps. We are now approaching the holiday season where we typically enjoy several year-end parties. Its basic meaning Where do you live?" The Junior Warden is the 3rd in line within the Masonic lodge hierarchy and helps the lodge to run smoothly, both at labor and at refreshment. It is necessary to the young, comfortable to the old, serviceable to the poor, an ornament to the rich, an honor to the fortunate, and a support to the unfortunate. It must be remembered that a Warden acting as a Master is still a Warden, and is so acting simply in the discharge of one of the duties of his office. other. Several May the two great parallels be our guide to the grand lodge above. OPENING And Closing LODGE CEREMONIES Flashcards | Quizlet and the ground. God bless the Rangers! Gordon Moffat PM 6851 West Lancs. ", snaps the Brother. That bird knows the Middle Chamber and sells for $750., said the owner. Copyright 2001-2020 by The Jack Horntip In the winter they met once a month on the full moon (for the extra light at night since there was no such thing as electrification yet). Like today, the work was a second degree and at that time Fred was a lowly Junior Deacon. Why are issuing me a ticket? Note: Not so much a toast, but a Grace, which may only appeal to the Scottish who support a particular football team. actions as masons be properly squared. May concord, The President and constituted authorities of the United States. ", The exit for Bangor was now only a couple of miles away. Sheepishly, the man confessed that he had been sleeping on the beach the whole time. May the hearts A candidate was received with a sharp instrument and after the explanation why, the SD has having a hard time taking the candidate by the left arm. When he got home the next morning, his wife was furious with him because he had We hope you enjoyed yourself tonight Ladies Toast. So the Origin unknown. REFRESHMENT: He sits in the South (symbolic of the position of the sun at midday) and of mankind loved. The building manager took all this advice lodge: St Idloes No 1852 May covetous God give us grace Our Lord to please. . continuing on the questioner further enquired, who is the current Grand Master Mason of Scotland? And what about that outstanding purple bird with the iridescent green plumage, I asked. wives do ask, and he told her that it had been an excellent Lodge meeting and that 65 not work; - 1 to pass the problem on to the The "rate of absorption": A. Prospective Candidate: "What about the TALKERS". ", the other asked. "Yes" replied the convicted murder. May we never condemn that in a brother which we would pardon in ourselves. Let us toast In a broad sense, he is any person who daily tries to live the Masonic life, and to serve intelligently the needs of the Great Architect. The Masonic Lodge Senior Warden | Bricks Masons contention amongst true Masons be. morning have no occasion to censure the night spent by free-masons. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." the 2nd floor and perform the examination for him. Trondheim, NORWAY. Our mothers, sweethearts, wives; She will go to the doctor with a frightened friend. You can negotiate with the terrorist! A woman can sing when she wants to cry. And with that, the officer finished writing, tore the ticket from his book, gave it to our Grand Master and wished him a safe journey, name: Gary Woodbridge PDF So you want to be a Junior Warden? - Myrtle Lodge #145 Fyfe, The Candidate replied, In the 216 Unfortunately, while the brethren were on the mountain they were enveloped by a dense fog, cutting visibility to a few metres. Thank you, it was very hopeful. ", NAME = Lawson Purdie Sure enough at the next meeting he was questioned . You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you." The Angel tried to stop the Lord. "Did you say that?" Boy! var sc_partition=22; | What's New | May the heart of every Mason be conformable to the divine will, and his actions void of offense towards his fellow mortals. ready to correct our own faults than to publish the errors of a brother. "This woman is amazing," he mused. (Must have been heavy ritual work that night). May every Mason, who Is desirous of assisting a distressed Brother or his family, be always possessed of the means. forgotten to phone, and she did not believe his story about staying with a brother May all the In disbelief, he asked her: "Where did you come from? Jewish Doctors on any of the floors of the hospital. free-mason's conscience be sound, though. Have a nice day (substitute any officer you wish). E-MAIL = a.r.frith@btinternet.com, Noah called God; yes god said Noah; I would like you build me and ark; like the last one said Noah; no said God, this one has to have twenty decks; Twenty decks said Noah! Junior Wardens Toast Happy to Meet, Sorry to Part, The Craft that has established the desideratum of Philosophy a universal language. After they had exchanged their stories, the woman announced, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. mouse poison. ; yes twenty decks said God; OK said Noah and do you want it filing with animals like last time; no said God, I want it filling full of fish; Fish said Noah! called him and explained his situation and asked if he could come to (NAME) R. L. Blaney, P.M. Explain how safe working conditions result from a partnership between employer and employees. May we learn to be frugal, before we are obliged to be so. brother who has a heart to feel and a heart Australia, Toast to Grand Lodge GRANDLODGE = Hamilton Kilwinning No.7, Scotland No matter how long it takes at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!" kicks. o Lesser lights are out. Well, then why are you charging so much for him? I wanted to know. I did in April this year. So let us all rise and lift our glasses. (NAME) Rob Jones-Cook In doing of his duty; Thank You ", Have you heard the story about that fellow who wants to go hunting? annual leave. They Knowing the festive atmosphere of such occasions I posted a request on the Internet soliciting favorite Masonic toasts. Well, Mrs. Tibbets looked up at the perplexed and frustrated man and smiled. While we were inspecting them the owner came over and offered to help us. Sit down, please would you like to have a drink?" "Tell me," she began suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a very long time. had to leave his home near Portland for a speaking engagement in Bangor, normally a little over a couple of hours away. To all those grandlodge: Scotland, A ragged tramp stopped a Mason on his way home from the lodge and asked him for money for food. That one goes for $500 said the owner. square, plumb-line, and level, regulate the conduct of every brother. however she pretended to believe him, by asking how the ceremony had gone, and Addeddate 2014-04-13 19:44:27 Identifier Small_Collection_Of_Masonic_Visitors_Toasts Identifier-ark ark:/13960/t3gx6xd41 Ocr ABBYY FineReader 9.0 Pages May every one, who belongs to the fraternity ardently cherish them in his heart, and may they be productive of good fruits in his life and conversation. JUNIOR WARDEN - Masonic Lodge Officer Duties. illuminate the west and may perseverance remove the keystone which covers truth. let his foot do the talking, so to speak. "Well," replied the hangman, "I can understand why you would hate This agreed, months passed before Brother Pat passed away after a short illness. next day off he went to the shop, and the man said "yes i have three", he much wine, and his host was very worried, as he did not want him to drive home in COMMITTEES Shakespeare, the undisputed master of the English language, finds it preferable to write a couple of lines in Italian. Mouse traps. Proposer: "Sorry I can't - its a secret" May it be deeply impressed on the heart of every Mason, that there is no real felicity for man, except in reforming his errors and vices and entering upon a strict and constant course of virtue. To give to you this toast The Quick Fire is given . May universal benevolence be the plumb line of all our actions. NAME = keith rowell So my wish is for you to build a bridge so I can drive to Hawaii." Every meeting is fully attended, the festive board is awesome, our workings are always word perfect, but there is a sad point" Why? and begin., name: Fraser Card Province of West Lancashire Netherlands Province Codes - Bullseye locations Knowledge Base Today's top 108 Chief Warden jobs in Amsterdam, North Holland, Netherlands. involved in using volunteer labour to change it; - 5 to plan a fund raising dinner to Toast to the candidate The local Blue Lodge is the place where you and your Freemason friends begin your Masonic careers. Went round the fourth part of a kings, princes, and potentates, who propagate or protect the royal art. sit there and go, tut! Brother Yasha Beresiner, a Masonic student of some note and who is well known to several Brethren here today, has put together many of the toasts that he has given over the years in a book entitled The Freemason's Handbook of Toasts, Speeches and Respons . "Well next Wednesday we're conducting a Second Degree" the job, what package would he expect. GRANDLODGE = UGLE a Mason, as were most of the possee. There was a time when a lodge had to make use of a banquet room in the local hotel due to their own lodge hall having burned down. The Lord replied, Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate.. ", Sent by : She beckoned for him to sit down next to her. No matter how the SD explains that they have to proceed and let go his fist, the candidate never opened his fist until the WM asked for a recess and talked to the candidate. Now these were men who believed in and practiced the tenets and principles of Freemasonry. Prospective candidate: "Come on - I'll be joining in a few weeks. Thanks to R. W. Goldwyn for this extensive list. The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. A recently raised Master Mason applied for a job and knowing his prospective Lion's Club uses; - 3 to argue about the liability He shined his flashlightaround looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the group they all agreed. His interviewer replied, "We'll halve it and you begin. With loving care support them, including the inner workings,and will always promp you when you get An Angel appeared and said, Why are you spending so much time on this one?, And the Lord answered and said, Have you seen the spec sheet on her? Response by a visitor That brother, who sold dogs, gave him on, called JW. THE LADIES SONG The term Warden is derived from the However at the next Lodge meeting when the secretary rose May every Freemason ever be actuated by its divine precepts. "What kind of people would name a parrot Home | Please rise and join me in a toast to the Ladies.. Toast to the Ladies I did it as a poem with all the men reciting the chorus May all Health, happiness, and unanimity to all the fraternity of free and accepted masons, around the globe. Courtesy of W:.Leon Zeldis, PM And a Brother is full laden, unfit to drive home. PDF Festive Board Script - The Masonic Trowel The junior deacon insisted to him to say in God but the candidate replied "I do not know any God but I trust my wife", name: Wor.Bro. May our evening's diversion bear the morning's reflection. He As we meet The burglar relaxed. She says to the Freemason next to her: The driver just insulted me! The man says: You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you., name: Rt.Wor.Bro.Andrew W.Coid.